Damn pets, quit being assholes! I am pregnant, deal with it okay?
I swear the pets are doing everything in their power to mess with me these days. Normally I love my pets very much but it seems these days they aren’t so happy with me and are doing everything they can to piss me off or to mess something up!
I’ve got the one cat that is literally stealing food that I am trying to put in my mouth. I can’t eat without also sharing what I have with him. I don’t want to have to share a bite with the cat before I can have a bite for myself and my child growing inside, sheesh!
Go down stairs and eat the damn cat food that is in your bowl and always available! You don’t need people food my friend, thanks for playing!
And who is protesting the cat box? Seriously we’ve NEVER had box issues and now all of the sudden someone is hanging their ass off the side of the cat box and shitting on the tile floor. They do stand in the cat box but the shit is not dropping in the box, it is intentional. I swear it is!
Oh and the dog is making me want to kill her! First she barks non-stop at nothing when outside which annoys the crap out of me. Then when we bring her inside she is under our feet 24/7, like tripping me and being all annoying.
Also, she insists on pissing in this one corner of the house. It is easily cleanable but it is super annoying. She does it just to get to me, she refuses to signal that she needs to go outside to do her business. She just waits till you aren’t paying attention (like during nap time) then she slinks down to her area, does her business in the bad place and comes back around like nothing happen. WTF?
When she is inside she does this constant lip smacking/ sucking thing that makes my blood boil! I really have a big problem with mouth sounds. Licking, chewing and sucking make me crazy whether it is animal or human making the sounds. Ugh, so annoying!
Another cat of ours is acting like the world is ending constantly. He wants you to leave the faucet dripping so he can drink running water. He is a bit OCD about his obsessions so he’ll want to drink every 10 minutes or so.
If you are in the bathroom or walking by the bathroom he does everything in his power to get you to turn that faucet on. He cries at you, scratches the sink, rubs the faucet, trips you as you walk and he’ll even come and sit in your face all annoyed if you aren’t near the bathroom.
I don’t know if it is the growing piles of boxes and the transitionary mood of life these days or if they sense the baby is on the way and the attention is about to shift. Either way they are making me pretty insane! Do you think they will adjust to baby and the new house fine or are we in for it?