Pondering poo and freezing.
I has an amusing conversation with N last night that can totally be classified as TMI but I am blogging about it anyway. You have been warned.
Whoever said pregnancy makes you have weird dreams is so right! I had the strangest dream the other night about public poo humiliation. I think it was the result of N being so interested in my pooing habits. He is worried I am constipated so he often asks for poo updates and whatnot. Then I read in a pregnancy book that diarrhea in early labor is common then, wham! I had my poo dream.
Anyway after telling N about my nasty poo humiliation dream (lets just say I pooed on the outside of my skirt somehow and had to walk around in public with poo on the outside of my clothes) the conversation changes to other poo related topics.
Like how much toilet paper do you use when you poo? The Charmin commercial came on and inspired this question with the little Charmin bear and the “less is more” tag line. I confessed that I only use like 2-3 squares and N says he uses way more… He is a TP waster! He confessed that he is super anal (no pun intended) about making sure all is clean down there afterwords. I giggled the whole time.
Then the question came up, do you sit or stand when you wipe? We both stand as it brings the cheeks closer together for more efficient wiping of all the areas in one swoop. What don’t laugh!
Then I shared the importance of wiping direction for ladies with N. He didn’t know a thing about it and I said that if we have a girl he will need to know about this.
In general our poo conversation was full of childish giggles and immature talk. It was fun and honestly a good laugh is great every once in a while, even if it is about poo right?
Well hopefully you didn’t run away as result of my poo talk and hopefully you are staying warm and getting geared up for the holidays. We are still waiting for snow here… and freezing!