I have several odd thoughts going through my mind, they are vagina related so if reading about this sort of thing isn’t your idea of a good time you might want to skip this post and read yesterdays post instead.
Okay, you had your chance to flee!
First odd thought. Who hand washes their underwear?
I read a post on another blog about a girl who hand washes her undies in the sink because she thinks it is gross to mix them in with all the rest of the clothes in the washer because of the “private parts fluids”. She also thought taking a bath was gross for the same reason and it got me to thinking about all the undies juices mixing in with all our clothes in my wash.
Who the freak cares? To me this is a silly idea. I wear regular ole cotton undies and have no problem throwing them right in with the rest of the wash. I don’t have the time or desire to hand launder my underwear, I can understand hand washing real fancy underwear but seriously do people really do this for all their underoos? Inquiring minds want to know so please share!
Also, I was thinking about what will happen when I am too fat to be able to see anything below the waist you know for hair removal and grooming… Yeah, I really did go there! I gave you a chance to flee earlier. Too bad for you.
After dinner yesterday I told N that he was just going to have to deal with it, if I can’t see it shaving just isn’t safe. Right? Besides I doubt I’ll really care about how pretty my vagina looks when I am that pregnant.
Well he said I could sit on the floor with a swivel mirror to help me see so I could still groom the area. Seems like a freaking crazy idea to me! I say let the hair grow in a deal with it, I am going to squeeze a human out of there so what more do you want from me?
Now, inquiring minds want to know what pregnant ladies (who have groomed vagina’s) do when they are too pregnant to see down there. Thoughts or experiences, do tell!
Oh, while we are chatting about the privates and other oddities, does anyone have tips or suggestons for really painful boobs?