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Strange search terms, Feb 2009 Edition

I am energy zapped today! The growing offspring inside me is needing food every 2 minutes today and on top of that I have zero energy so this is a lazy post… Sorry.

By the way, bloggy peeps- I heart you! It seems you are truly the only ones who know what is going on in our lives these days.

N and I take the time to draft lengthy emails to all our friends and family about Tater’s progress and the progress of the pregnancy. We don’t want people to feel like they aren’t included and we don’t expect them to read this blog everyday for news… but NOBODY takes the time to read those emails and updates. Ugh!

Oh and it looks like we got some mysterious boxes in the mail today, I am assuming they are for Tater! Not sure who they are from or what they contain… N and I will be opening them together tonight and will share photos on twitpic.

Take a second and enter the baby weight contest okay? You only need $1.00 to get in on the pool, 2 winners split the pot after delivery and so far only 3 people have entered. The more bets placed the more someone will win! You know you could use some extra money.

And now for my strange search terms:

“melissa bridge” modeling: I know a melissa bridge and I don’t think she runs a modeling agency… Hmm, Melissa, got a secret? Are you a model?

“krystal mccarthy”adoption: I know a Krystal McCarthy, I don’t think she is adopted… Man people are looking for info on my commenters big time!

a big scary 3 headed dog: Run, hide or throw a stick at it! Better yet wake the hell up and stop having that beer and pudding right before bed okay?

aint gonna pee pee my bed tonight: So do you want a cookie? Lots of people can sleep though the night without peeing you know! No I didn’t buy the domain for little Tater, maybe I should. I was curious though so I googled it, sure enough I am #1 but apparently other parents have nicknamed their babys Tater Tot too… They just want to be cool like me though, LOL…

Now I want to try something a but different an include you guys in the strange search terms. Here are some questions that have landed people right here on this blog. Now you answer the questions that jump out at you! Put on your funny, creative or witty cap and lets see what we can come up with!

  • can you use oxiclean as mouthwash?
  • can yogurt help pregnancy bloat?
  • did my finch have babies?
  • why would poop leave streaks in toilet?
<p>A city girl turned farmer. Yes women do farm ;) Owner and operator of direct to consumer, Ryder Family Farm in Southern Illinois.<br /> Wearing many hats I'm also a mother to 3, a wife, a yogi, a farmer, a 4-H & Girl Scout leader & hospitality manager.</p>

0 thoughts on “Strange search terms, Feb 2009 Edition

  1. can you use oxiclean as mouthwash? You can, but then you’ll sound like that jackass in the commercials.

    can yogurt help pregnancy bloat? Pregnancy bloats are not allowed in the yogurt parade this year. Sorry.

    did my finch have babies? Probably. Check the corners of it’s beak for crumbs/juices.

    why would poop leave streaks in toilet? Because tagging is cool. All the kids in the pool are doin’ it!!

  2. Not only can you use oxyclean as a mouthwash, it has the added benefit of whitening your teeth, possibly your gums, and removing any stain of “bad” words. And your mother will be proud. Unless she has to come get you from the ER.

    Donna B.s last blog post..I Love Cars

  3. HAHAH!! I Love this blog!! It brought a smile to my face. No, can’t say I have a modeling agency or done any recent modeling… Though, as many donuts as I craved and ate while pregnant with Riley, Krispy Cream would of loved me to be their spokesmodel and representative, lol. But, I am adopted unlike the Krystal you know 🙂

  4. hmmmm lol no wonder so many strange questions, everytime you use a search engine you get the strangest results! You know that someone somewhere is keeping track of each search? If you type in certain things they will come to your house and arrest you, has been done before.

    Tanyas last blog post..Old Wives Tales

  5. First off, I read those reallllllly loooong emails you send out!

    I just feel like I get more of your day to day lives though your blogs! Plus we text offten and there are very lenghy phone calls monthly!

    So I do love you!

    Second, I dont think I’m adopted? Although…. Im the more free spirted one of my family! So Maybe! lol

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