Wordless Wednesday, Feb 4th 2009 · Ryder Family Farm- Southern Illinois
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Wordless Wednesday, Feb 4th 2009

Wordless Wednesday, Feb 4th 2009

Nothing like crawling in to bed to find this:

Yeah, I know the picture is microscopic and hard to interpret thanks to some stupid photo file corruption that happen when the photo was captured (thanks for ruining my really funny photo Kodak!).

I’ll try to describe it all for you, see the stain in the bed? See me laughing my ass off? See that yellowish thing in the middle of the stain? No, I did not pee the bed!

It’s one of these greasy buggers under the covers on N’s side of the bed.

N made the funniest face when he saw it, it was a cross between a look of disgust and curiosity.

My reaction “Awe, dang! Sorry babe”, then we laughed hysterically.

You see we had Sonic breakfast burritos yesterday morning and then I got some side cramps so I moved to bed while eating my breakfast.

I had my nifty bed, lap table thing set up and had the food on it while I ate. I don’t like greasy foods touching the bedding and I hate crumbs in the sheets!

The tots that came with the burrito were nasty (thanks Sonic for not cleaning out your fryer grease, my tots tasted like fried cheesecake, chicken and even a little fish all at the same time) so I didn’t finish them. They sat on my table thing while I blogged, I even left the bed a few times to empty the bladder before discarding the remaining food.

I am assuming one of our cats snagged a tot off my plate, tried to eat it, was sorely disappointed (like me) and then buried it under the covers when they decided it was nasty (see Sonic? Even my people food grubbing cats rejected your sick tots! that really says something.).

The best part was N’s face, oh and the grease stain on the sheets is pretty good too!

N wasn’t quite sure what exactly he was seeing when he pulled the covers back. Around here you can find all sorts of nasty surprises thanks to the pets. He wondered if it was poop, pee or vomit but eventually realized it was just old greasy people food under the covers.

It made for a nice good 5 minuite laugh session for us that was sorely needed after our previous discussions that night about how N wont be getting paid paternity leave when Tater is born.

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  • Hilarious! We have 8 cats (4 of them have access to the indoors), so I totally get the “blame the cats first” stance. lol.

    Janelles last blog post..Sad little apple trees….

    February 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm
  • I can imagine the face perfectly. We have cats and dogs, so we play “the animal did it” all the time.

    I”m sorry to hear that N doesn’t won’t get paid for his time off. Is it because he hasn’t been employed with the station for a specific length of time. Does he have short-term disability that could kick in to help?

    Beckys last blog post..Golden Birthday

    February 4, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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    I craved sonic when I was prego with Riley. I absolutely loved it, lol. Adam would find chocolate wrappers in and under our bed.LOL. I would try to blame it on the kitty’s but it didn’t work. haha 🙂

    February 4, 2009 at 10:05 pm
  • We blame stuff like this on cats we don’t even have. There’s also a polar bear that lives in our fridge and drinks/eats the last of the best thing that was in there.

    That’s really sad about not getting paid for paternity leave.

    Donna B.s last blog post..Why This Blog Is Not An Astounding Success

    February 4, 2009 at 10:39 pm
  • Our closest Sonic is 150 miles away. Yes, I have made that road trip.

    February 5, 2009 at 4:39 am
  • At first glance, I thought you peed the bed! then When I started reading I thought well, maybe N peeded the bed. lol Thank god it was just the cat not wanting your tots! Atleast I know now that my cats not the only one that eats people food!

    Krystal McCarthys last blog post..I shaved my pussy!

    February 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
  • Great job sharing the hilarity behind this most curious situation! I just laughed again reading your recount of the reaction. Ah those damn gatos!

    Ns last blog post..Preparing for a power outage

    February 5, 2009 at 11:38 am
  • In my house, that WOULD have been cat barf!

    Hyphen Mamas last blog post..Massage and Masochism

    February 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm
  • Oh man, that is too funny. And even if you told him you got tater tot juice on the sheets, he may have been wondering if it was THE Tater Tot’s juice. You are evil mean to your man. But that is hilarious. 🙂

    February 5, 2009 at 7:40 pm
  • We don’t have Sonic here. I’ve managed to live quite nicely without it, too.

    witchypoos last blog post..Secret Language of Poop

    February 6, 2009 at 9:35 am

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