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funny Archives · Ryder Family Farm- Southern Illinois Produce & More
funny Archives · Ryder Family Farm- Southern Illinois Produce & More
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Live Vlog Broadcast Info: Everly's Homecoming

We'll be doing an hour long live broadcast/ chat right here in this post to share Everly with everyone in real time (it can also be accessed here). The broadcast will start June 27th 2009 at 3pm CDST, Evansville, IN time. That is 1pm Arizona time. The broadcast will appear below once the live show starts (old recorded videos will play both before and after the actual broadcast). You'll be able to see us via the video box and using the chat box just below it you can chat with us and ask questions, etc. We hope this is a fun and interactive way for us to share Everly's Homecoming with everyone who is following it! Also, did you see our funny test video? I was changing her diaper right before hand and...

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Prenatal appointments, huge zits and freezing rain fill my brain.

This week I have not one but two prenatal appointments scheduled. I am now in my 15th week of pregnancy (yippie!) and will be meeting Pamela @ The Farm this weekend. We are also seeing the OBGYN on Thursday morning for our 3rd prenatal appointment. N is anticipating the prenatal appointments because he gets anxious to hear that little Tater Tot's heart is still beating. He admitted last night that it is hard for him to trust that all is going as planned with Tater Tot inside my uterus since he can't feel any movement yet or experience the growth and body changes I am going through. Although he does admit to having sympathy symptoms right along with me. I let him feel the tightness in my lower belly where Tater Tot...

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The 12 Days of Christmas, Talina and N's style

Okay, now sing it with me just to ring in the holiday spirit: On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A garage cat with some fleas. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two broken cars (poor Nissan and Amigo!) And a garage cat with some fleas. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three months-of-pregnancy (almost 4!), Two broken cars, And a garage cat with some fleas. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four petri dishes of growing mold, Three months-of-pregnancy, Two broken cars, And a garage cat with some fleas. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five feet of soaking, nasty basement, Four dishes of mold, Three months-of-pregnancy, Two broken cars, And a garage cat with some fleas. On the sixth day...

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Have a laugh this weekend okay?

I know I have been in need of a good laugh these days, so is Sarcastic Mom, Tapthatmom, Becky and many other bloggers out there. This time of year is tough for many and with added economic stress and other crapola things just can get plain ole sucky sometimes. A good laugh really does help though! So watch this video from beginning to end and have a chuckle on me okay? *hugs* Don't forget to stumble and digg posts you enjoy so others can enjoy them also!...

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Talina's first edition of strange search terms..

Finally, I am getting some strange hits from the search engines! I love reading about fellow bloggers strange search terms and today I finally got a few I can share! Here they are: baby shocked outlet - so the baby wasn't shocked it was doing the shocking? teeni shock - who shocked teeni? Leave her alone, she didn't do anything! how can i taste my tongue??? - yeah, I am not sure why you would search for this. The tongue tastes you know, so if you must taste you tongue try rolling it over onto itself. "temperature dip at 12 days past ovulation" - it means you are going to get your period! No babies this time ...

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Apparentally my hormones got the best of me today!

While N and I were grocery shopping and running various errands I was behaving badly and didnt even know it! We picked a bad day to go grocery shopping, everyone else was out doing the same thing! This means craziness in the isles. Shoppers are chowing down at sample tables like they are a feeding trough, others are racing around the stores like wild chickens with their heads cut off. While we were in Bashas looking for refried beans some lady comes flying around the corner, without even giving us a chance to move she yells "excuse me" which startles me. I guess I gave her funny look and acted rather annoyed with her outburst. While we are at the checkout the cashier asks me how many bags we have, we bring...

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The Pet Peeve Meme…

While I was making my peanut butter and honey toast this morning I looked in the sink and my blood started to curdle. Right there in the freaking sink the dish scrubber was chillin, this is a BIG no-no in my kitchen! The sink is the dirtiest place ever, food gets dumped in it and down the garbage disposal. When the scrubber or sponge lays in the sink dishes get piled on top of it, it gets covered with slimy food/ germs and after that who would want to use it or reach in to find it? Not me buddy! Honestly, how does it make sense to put the item you use to clean crap off of dishes in the bottom of the sink? You may as well be wiping...

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A day in the life of my pants! LOL

Lets see, my favorite pair of pants is my new black pair of Capri workout pants, they say "Guard" on the pant leg. I love these because they are comfortable and because they are durable. What would a day be like for my pants? Hm, it would be hard I think. I wake up in the morning, have some coffee and then I spend about 30 minutes sitting in the car (dropping N off at work in town and driving back home). Once I get home I have some breakfast, sit on the couch and work on the computer for about an hour. So for my pants that basically means lots of sitting. I head back into town to teach at about 10:30am, when I get to the school I dance my...

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Don't pour bleach on bunny pee! (or any pee for that matter)

Ugh, my nose is burning and it's cause I had a temporary moment of stupidity. We are moving in 15 days and I have an ongoing list of crap to accomplish. Today it was sweeping/ cleaning the wood floors and cleaning bunny's cage/ mess. Oh and I was supposed to find the Nissian repair book so we can see how to remove the alternator from the car. I didn't get around to taking care of bunny till after dinner. I made meatloaf for the first time tonight and it turned out good, then I was unusually tired and achy so I procrastinated some more and watched TV. When N headed back to work I forced myself to take care of bunny's mess before I took a bath. We put "potty pads" down...

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Cuteness Carnival for you!

It's witchypoo's fault, she posted the cutest photo of a kitten today, I went to get a cup of coffee and found my own gato, Jack posing in all his cuteness and just had to share! It was about 57 degrees int he house when I took this photo, do you think he was cold? Then I started to recall other cute animal photos I have viewed from all my blogging buddies. Veronica also posted some adorable kitten photos that I loved! One of Veronica's commenters, Kim posted a priceless photo of a pouting child and I found a great photo of baby brotherly love over at My Little DrummerBoys. If you are looking for a laugh check out what good old fridge magnets can spell, pretty much sums up my entire...

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Laughter can be the best medicine…

I was browsing Bix this morning checking the status of my contest entries and I found the funniest video: [youtube 5P6UU6m3cqk Greatest baby laugh] This baby just has the best laugh, it made me laugh and it got me to thinking about how important it is to have a good laugh. It really can improve your mood and outlook. So today I am sharing some things that will make you laugh and possibly brighten your day. The first one is a blog entry on sharting by witchypoo. I read her blog daily and had the best laugh yesterday when I read her post. I didn't shart but I sure snorted.. Snorting just makes me laugh harder and longer, today my laugh muscles are sore! Read the post, you will laugh. The next thing...

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Garmin.com Commericals

While visiting other blogs tonight I was rather amused by the creativity and crisp lyrics of the commercials. As a trained vocalist I was struck by the enunciation of the words. Also, the music sounds nice and it's one of my favorite holiday songs. If you need a smile or laugh watch these, can you relate? [youtube h0X1peEgTqw] Here is another commercial: [youtube qcPk6KKyfVE]...

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