For those of us old school video game children getting used to the newest and greatest video game systems is hard stuff. On Christmas night after N got off work we sat down and started playing the new Wii for the first time. Actually, N got to play Wii at a holiday party earlier this […]
Category: funny posts
The day after Christmas, the aftermath.
I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! Our holiday went well, it was celebrated at odd times as usual but we had a blast anyway! All you really need is to be together right? So, N came home from work late X-mas eve (11pm) and we proceeded to bake cookies and frost them. I […]
The 12 Days of Christmas, Talina and N's style
Okay, now sing it with me just to ring in the holiday spirit: On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A garage cat with some fleas. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two broken cars (poor Nissan and Amigo!) And a garage cat with […]
Christmas Eve = Baking Madness!
Since we’ll be grocery shopping and baking like mad on Christmas Eve I am pre-writing this blog post. Thankfully I am over the car drama stressing thanks to my therapeutic cinnamon roll baking and my ever fluctuating hormone levels. Once again I am making about 7 pans of Oowey, gooey, heaven in a pan, cinnamon […]
Cat poo, candles and flaming tales. More pet madness to share!
You know how sometimes when you do something you get this flash of disaster scenario warning you of the what-if’s? I got one right as I was lighting a candle in my stinky bathroom. You see I was drawing a bath which is an immediate invitation for one of my cats to take a giant […]
Pondering poo and freezing.
I has an amusing conversation with N last night that can totally be classified as TMI but I am blogging about it anyway. You have been warned. Whoever said pregnancy makes you have weird dreams is so right! I had the strangest dream the other night about public poo humiliation. I think it was the […]
Yay Amigo!
Remember when I mentioned that our only car (the poor amigo) was getting a new soft top? Well, the soft top arrived yesterday and N got it installed today. Hurray for keeping the cold air out of the moving vehicle! This is a huge deal for us considering it has been about 4 years since […]
Some odd thoughts and call for your 2 cents!
I have several odd thoughts going through my mind, they are vagina related so if reading about this sort of thing isn’t your idea of a good time you might want to skip this post and read yesterdays post instead. Okay, you had your chance to flee! First odd thought. Who hand washes their underwear? […]
Someone leaves the island…
Yeah, strange title. I am weird creative like that! It is 11:16 pm Indiana time and I am 3 hours away from winning a David’s Davids Bridal Felina Longline Bra off eBay. It was the special bra they put me in the day I visited Davids bridal and tried on dresses, it was amazing. Just […]
I love boxed wine, don't laugh at me.
I can’t drink red wine, it give me a headache that lasts days (yes even just the one glass). Besides I had a rather embarrassing night at a strip club on amateur night thanks to red wine so I prefer to drink the blush or white wine. The other day while we were shopping at […]
Wordless Wednesday October 1st
Happy October 1st guys! Have you started holiday shopping yet? I just bought my first Christmas gift for someone today online. Silly huh? I like to shop in advance though, takes the stress out of the season. Anyway, here is my wordless Wednesday post. I want your captions for the photo though (I need a […]
Some odd photos I found…
I was sorting through all our digitally stored photos and I found some interesting ones that kind of made me laugh. I thought they would make a simple/ fun weekend post!
Talina's first edition of strange search terms..
Finally, I am getting some strange hits from the search engines! I love reading about fellow bloggers strange search terms and today I finally got a few I can share! Here they are: baby shocked outlet – so the baby wasn’t shocked it was doing the shocking? teeni shock – who shocked teeni? Leave her […]
Do you stumbleupon? Need a laugh?
I have been having fun with stumbleupon and couldn’t help but wonder how many of my bloggy friends were fellow stumblers… So do you stumble? If so will you add me to your friends list and say hello? http://talinan.stumbleupon.com/ I just got sent this funny video of a reporter who stood at the bottom of […]
Apparentally my hormones got the best of me today!
While N and I were grocery shopping and running various errands I was behaving badly and didnt even know it! We picked a bad day to go grocery shopping, everyone else was out doing the same thing! This means craziness in the isles. Shoppers are chowing down at sample tables like they are a feeding […]
Yuck, I made "cowboy coffee" this morning…
So, we got this new coffee maker because our old one was like 10 years old and it took several hours to brew one freaking pot of coffee. It was evaporating the water before it managed to drip through the system and onto the coffee grounds. N’s birthday is coming so I thought getting him […]
WTF, the shower curtain is making me crazy!
The rental we are in right now strangely enough came equip with shower curtains. When we first moved in the shower curtains wreaked of urine and the house hadn’t been thoroughly cleaned so we contacted the rental company and they sent out a house cleaner. The house cleaner who barely spoke English told me they […]
It is only 6am, let me sleep!
My cats are so annoying sometimes, Mr. guy especially! He is a control freak and will have litle temper tantrums if life does not follow the routine HE is used to. N did not come home last night, that is a routine disruption. N usually gets up at about 6 or 7 am everyday and […]
Got a case of the modays? Need a laugh?
So, I was watching Dirt on FX tonight and the funniest commercial came on about learning to drink coffee again… It is a quit smoking commercial or something but I just loved the actor (Robert Clendenin) and the randomness of the commercial. It’s Monday, which is a bummer to most so here is a […]
The trusted travels enewsletter reminds me of: Adventures of traveling the pacific coast highway- Pt. 3- Trying to get to San Francisco
We were short on cash and trying to enjoy a well deserved vacation away from the Arizona heat. We decided upon or destination and compiled a long list of things to do in San Francisco once we arrived (like visiting fisherman’s wharf, Alcatraz and the golden gate bridge). We we stoked about our ending destination […]