A fun & very funny way to ask for a replacement product… My husband wrote a letter about a defective product. He read it aloud to me this morning. I had to share it, it’s too funny!!
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It’s unfortunate when you “golden shower” yourself… Right?
Someone has popped two top teeth through and is getting quite active, so active that the worn out velcro closures on my five year old cloth diapers aren’t doing the job anymore. Must make time to covert the velcro to snaps, ASAP! Last night when I heard a tiny baby cough coming from the bedroom I […]
He said I breastfeed like a hunchback…
Joking insults are flying around the house these days which means, we must me getting back to normal and catching up on sleep or something. The joking insults are a pretty good sign, means we still like each other enough to make an effort and that our humor is returning. Things like “douchebag-deluxe” and “breastfeeding […]
Cat piss has fried my brain and I can't come up with a title for this crappy post.
I wrote this post on Wednesday and thought it was published… Somehow it never did actually publish till today. Blogging fail! Man, it’s been a stormy last few days. Yesterday evening while on the way to pick N up from work it freaking dumped on us big time! I threw a blanket over Everly’s head […]
Googlechondriac: The first step is admitting there is a problem right?
You know those people who Google symptoms and are always obsessing and thinking they have some gawd awful sickness? You know hypochondriacs… Well I have that problem but only I am not obsessing about my own possible illnesses I am obsessing about Everly… What? Her poop is yellowish green instead of just mustardy yellow? Google […]
A mothers dilemma: Keep sleeping or wash off the sour milk?
I know this is just one of the many dilemmas I’ll have to face as a parent. This one is significant because it’s the first one, you know a milestone. So humor me okay? Babies vomit. Mine in particular loves to be at the breast 24/7 which inevitably leads to overeating, which in turn results […]
Green poop filled BumGenius = I
After reading Witchypoo’s recent post I’ve decided to steal her idea and share a little back and fourth email fun with you… What? I am ready to pop and feeling quite lazy in the blogging department these days! First some background. Witchypoo left me a comment on this post and then sent me a paypal […]
One of the benifits of a pregnant budda belly… Sort of a Wordless Wednesday post.
* TMI ALERT* Run now if girly bodily discussions bug you. Today I’ve discovered a benefit to having a round pregnant belly that sits just below your boobs. It makes wearing strapless bras a breeze! I mean seriously, before pregnancy when I would wear a strapless bra I would be wrestling with the girls and […]
Don't worry, I am not dead- just blog slacking.
Don’t worry, I am not dead. Just crazy busy. I survived the tornado warning and am still doing well with Tater. We are still moving stuff in to our new place and I did actually do the video tour of the new house today. The video is kind of a speed demon tour though, lol. […]
Instead of The Bold and the Beautiful it is The Renters and the Slumlords…
Douchebag, douchbag… La, la, la… <- That is my landlord song. Today I present you with another episode of The Renters and the Slumlords. I thought this other post was the last of the saga, boy was I wrong but I am feeling a bit punchy so I am going to try having some fun […]
Um, hi! Can you spray your germs somewhere else, please? [*warning* graphic snot pic ;-)]
As you know we’ve been busting our butts to get stuff done these days. Yesterday we had my chiropractor appointment, talked with our slumlords on the phone (and got out of our lease), then we went to the bank per their request to place stop payments on the 2 checks we sent them for rent […]
Strange search terms, Feb 2009 Edition
I am energy zapped today! The growing offspring inside me is needing food every 2 minutes today and on top of that I have zero energy so this is a lazy post… Sorry. By the way, bloggy peeps- I heart you! It seems you are truly the only ones who know what is going on […]
Critters are everywhere! What is that in our wall?
You know we always have crazy eventful times with animals around here right? I mean all of our pets come to us by some sort of fate. They dart in our front door or are starving in a hole by the sidewalk when we walk by. We are suckers, we just can’t walk by and […]
Whoa, that lovin' feeling!!!
Yeah, so we’ve got some horny animals in the house these days. It could be that valentines day is next week and love is in the air… or perhaps it is just because they are both unfixed still and are feeling “urges”… Either way it is bad news! Gabby walks around with her butt in […]
Wordless Wednesday, Feb 4th 2009
Nothing like crawling in to bed to find this: Yeah, I know the picture is microscopic and hard to interpret thanks to some stupid photo file corruption that happen when the photo was captured (thanks for ruining my really funny photo Kodak!). I’ll try to describe it all for you, see the stain in the […]
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Weekly Winners January 12th- 18th
Here is this weeks Weekly Winners post, as with last week all photos were captured using my new Kodak Cd-1013 Digital Camera. Here is Alexandria-Maybelle, the bunny. We have had her since way before the move to Evansville. We ended up buying her at the feed and tack store one spring while my mom was […]
Pregnancy + Food= WTF!!
Pregnancy + Food usually brings to mind thoughts of insane cravings at all hours of the day and ungodly amounts of eating. Banana and pickle sandwiches or cheese cake with sardines, right? Well not if you are in my shoes! I am in a major food rut these days. The only foods I am craving […]
Better late than never- Delurking Day 2009
Blog lurkers are known as those folks who visit, read and then run. They are either too shy to say anything, they are blog stalkers who don’t want you to know they are reading or they simply have nothing to say about what you’ve just talked about cause it was a boring post. Delurking Day […]
Weekly Winners – December 29th – January 4th
This is the first attempt at Weekly Winners that I have made on this blog. All photos were captured using my new Kodak CD1013 that refuses to turn on when I need it. These Weekly Winners aren’t stunning examples of mad photography skills like the shots Lotus takes. Mine are just stunning glimpses of day […]
Munching cat poo "cookies" is gross!
I am not sure what is so appetizing about eating cat poo piles from the cat box but our dog is totally addicted to it. It worries me because cat litter can’t be good for a dogs digestive tract plus the process of eating cat poo somehow results in the poo and litter being strewn […]